Fun fact, you can actual do rolls in armor, in fact there’s one fencer that to show off would to cartwheels in full plate armor, part of the reason for that is all the weight is distributed across the whole body, so while yes the legs and arms get some weight, now all the weight is over one place that would be unbalancing.
Whenever you dodge anything in Dark Souls I always imagine something like this. You know what happens to people that roll around in the dirt in front of you in real combat? Right in the Estus.
So my new friend from Tokyo flipped out when she found out that I liked SNK. A few days ago she asked me how on earth I found out about it in the first place and I’m just sitting here looking at my dash and thinking